Сладко, вредно, вкусно и красиво! Торты. Часть 2

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Универсальный торт для широких слоев населения."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "А ведь торт – это не только еда, это еще и возможность сделать приятное какому-то конкретному человеку."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Предположим, что этот человек любит читать…"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "2", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "быт книги.jpg", "filesize": 58617, "height": 843, "pic_id": 971379, "url": 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У него и так жизнь состоит из одних страданий и злоключений, а тут еще и такой печальный финал…"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "8", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "жив ослик.jpg", "filesize": 36666, "height": 465, "pic_id": 971386, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B2_%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%BA.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061014Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=7fe7adbda7ec279c988425d603d093cca2952891fbc8bba294e05356351818be", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Одним словом, фигурки животных использовать, конечно, можно, но пусть они будут маленькими."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Например, маленькими пингвинами, которых незаметно можно положить в рот, не травмируя нежные чувства окружающих."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "9", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "жив пингвины айс.jpg", "filesize": 33868, "height": 846, "pic_id": 971387, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B2_%D0%BF%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B3%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%8B_%D0%B0%D0%B9%D1%81.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061021Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=c096849dc4eb9d6eb5efb8df5e1955f61d2303bf6a799ef5ff39878e528d204a", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "А вот обратная ситуация."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Аист, вроде, более-менее, съедобный, но все остальное… Какая-то куча бетона украшенная ватой? Не слишком аппетитно."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "10", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "жив аист.jpg", "filesize": 39045, "height": 700, "pic_id": 971388, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%B6%D0%B8%D0%B2_%D0%B0%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061031Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=3f41d3a1cc565e0f8561cfbf195face0a183e59fd8b69c86fe5759f48dc791a8", "width": 560}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "В разы больше осторожности необходимо проявлять при фантазировании тортов с человеческим лицом. Ну, или в данном случае не с лицом."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "В какое место надо воткнуть нож, чтобы наверняка?!"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "11", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "люди ребенок попа.jpg", "filesize": 50755, "height": 555, "pic_id": 971389, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8_%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BA_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B0.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061100Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=5521af81694187d7d422431d6a27e81ce5b288f429b0e06cb9811a74404868a3", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Дальше еще хуже."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Дальше оригинальничают известные циники – врачи."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "12", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "ужас вена.jpg", "filesize": 86635, "height": 960, "pic_id": 971390, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B0%D1%81_%D0%B2%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B0.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061110Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=019287b31711e804b576aef8f1d0eea1ef6b0ad27fd2643ffdfd3aba2afe63e0", "width": 528}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Уважаемые дантисты, вы, правда, будете это есть?"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Скажите, что это лишь наглядное пособие, успокойте нас! Пожалуйста!"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "13", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "ужас зубы.jpg", "filesize": 41209, "height": 640, "pic_id": 971391, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B0%D1%81_%D0%B7%D1%83%D0%B1%D1%8B.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061117Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=7c6a8080dd43fcb2c83600827ec88063f6358c60ef5099a46b153e2b0291a085", "width": 480}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "И дантистов в оригинальности, конечно, не переплюнуть, но торт-лапша внимания тоже заслуживает. Удачный компромисс для тех, кто не ест сладкое."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "14", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "быт еда.jpg", "filesize": 36213, "height": 715, "pic_id": 971393, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%B1%D1%8B%D1%82_%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B0.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061129Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=e4c4df27425ca1c1f8ae481b607e3f42ada8defc5c9308463500f516adb4de0d", "width": 563}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "И после всего увиденного, дорожно-строительные работы на торте кажутся делом вполне рядовым и будничным."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "15", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "люди мини рабочие.jpg", "filesize": 42143, "height": 564, "pic_id": 971394, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8_%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B8_%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%B5.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061140Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=8f92bee1a20db52fa0548879a4f56df884466ec75951c78393375f1cba9b838b", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "А в завершение темы немного красоты в чистом виде."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Торт с витражными цветами…"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "16", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "красота витраж.jpg", "filesize": 51695, "height": 658, "pic_id": 971395, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0_%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B6.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061214Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=7c95b4b4a0f64e9904ebf9e2211ff6ff45ada0e8df7c16a9b1ace9f1c5acc98a", "width": 438}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Бушующее море в кружке…"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "17", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "красота кружка.jpg", "filesize": 46498, "height": 845, "pic_id": 971396, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0_%D0%BA%D1%80%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%BA%D0%B0.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061225Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=5599de45c31ed4237a73ac5e889da2bba400a0bbfdaa877583d59a86087cae7a", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "А для тех, кому море кажется слишком бурным – спокойный прудик с мальчиком-рыбаком."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "18", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "люди рыбалка.jpg", "filesize": 45421, "height": 564, "pic_id": 971397, "url": "http://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2025/03/20/%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B4%D0%B8_%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%BA%D0%B0.jpeg?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=YCAJEsyjwo6hiq7G6SgeBEL-l%2F20250320%2Fru-central1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20250320T061232Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=18932ed40c340276c6570934ab6002be09d278cbf6341a7afd667f25babc28a2", "width": 564}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "Сладкой и умиротворенной вам жизни!"}], "attributes": []}], "selectedRange": [2171, 2171]}