24 апр 2022 · 09:35    
{"document":[{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Здравствуйте , мои дорогие читатели !"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Сегодня я хочу вас развеселить . Представляю вам сегодня анекдоты про деньги . Ведь это вечный вопрос ! И как поется в песне из кинофильма \" Сватовство гусара \" : \" Ох вы деньги , деньги , деньги , рублики ! Франты , фунты стерлинги да тугрики . Ох день-день-деньжата денежки , Слаще пряника , милее девушки \" "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"1.jpg","filesize":138419,"height":600,"pic_id":45583,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/1.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"И что самое интересное , когда человек мечтает стать миллионером , он всегда думает о том как этот миллион потратить , но никогда не думает о том как его заработать !!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"2.jpg","filesize":116903,"height":600,"pic_id":45586,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/2.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Дай человеку уверенности в будущем хоть на час и он тут же возьмет что нибудь в кредит ! "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"3.jpg","filesize":126966,"height":600,"pic_id":45585,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/3.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Занимать деньги нужно у пессимистов , они заранее знают , что им их не отдадут !!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"4.jpg","filesize":130536,"height":600,"pic_id":45582,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/4.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Что за узел у тебя на носовом платке ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Это мама завязала , чтобы я не забыл заплатить за электричество ."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Ну и как , заплатил ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Нет . Она забыла деньги дать ."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"5.jpg","filesize":123801,"height":600,"pic_id":45584,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/5.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Период полураспада зарплаты равен неделе и от размера зарплаты не зависит !!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"6.jpg","filesize":125919,"height":600,"pic_id":45587,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/6.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Муж жене : "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Ты куда собралась ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- В магазин ."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Деньги взяла ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Взяла . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Смотри не трать !"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"7.jpg","filesize":130560,"height":600,"pic_id":45580,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/7.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Вот так всегда копишь , копишь на \" Ламборджини \" и \"Айфон \" , а потом возьмешь и купишь себе кока-колу и чипсы !"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"8.jpg","filesize":141780,"height":600,"pic_id":45588,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/8.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Вот почему всех денег заработать нельзя , а пропить можно ???"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"9.jpg","filesize":158767,"height":600,"pic_id":45589,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/9.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Когда много денег , то как то легче переносится , что не в деньгах счастье !!!\n"},{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"10.jpg","filesize":115441,"height":600,"pic_id":45581,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/04/24/10_2stf6dv.jpeg","width":800}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Копейка рубль бережет . Две копейки берегут два рубля . А про пятьдесят копеек я вообще помолчу !!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]}],"selectedRange":[1225,1225]}
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