Анекдоты и приколы про диету .

{"document":[{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Всем привет ! На днях встретила на остановке одну старую знакомую . Когда то она была женщиной не то что , очень толстой . Нет ! Она была что называется \" Женщиной в теле \" . А тут ко мне подходит дама , чуть толще черенка от лопаты . С таким , знаете ли лицом , которое так и хочется назвать \" Бульдожьей мордой \" .Я уставилась на нее во все глаза . Спрашиваю : "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Ты чего так похудела то ? Болеешь ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Она мне : "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Господь , с тобой ! Ты что такое говоришь ! Просто мне очень хотелось похудеть , вот я и похудела . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Да ? И как же тебе это удалось ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- А я - говорит - отказалась от макарон , от хлеба . Не ем картошку , не ем сладкое . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Вот вспомнила я о ней и решила выложить немножко приколов про похудение . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080501_Video Player.jpg","filesize":125316,"height":834,"pic_id":73977,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080501_Video_Player_J8lP1A7.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Молодец ! Продолжай в том же духе !"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080511_Video Player.jpg","filesize":131845,"height":814,"pic_id":73978,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080511_Video_Player_RnTE6NI.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Хорошая диета . Кефир ! Один раз в неделю ! Пожалуй с такой диетой и ножки протянешь ! ☹️☹️☹️"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080611_Video Player.jpg","filesize":161767,"height":823,"pic_id":73979,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080611_Video_Player_i5TUyEp.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Я тоже так думаю , что оладьи то вкуснее , чем просто кефир . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080621_Video Player.jpg","filesize":155789,"height":846,"pic_id":73980,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080621_Video_Player_R79yWuF.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"При диете , всегда какая то мистика происходит на кухне . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080601_Video Player.jpg","filesize":136780,"height":833,"pic_id":73981,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080601_Video_Player_aBF3o3n.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"\nА мне кажется , что и в конце первого дня диеты , аппетит тоже зверский ! Попробуй по голодать целый день !"},{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080541_Video Player.jpg","filesize":176705,"height":822,"pic_id":73983,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080541_Video_Player_MPLkQ5g.jpeg","width":1071}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Вот такая диета мне нравится !😄😄😄"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080531_Video Player.jpg","filesize":135247,"height":842,"pic_id":73982,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080531_Video_Player_VXnOIlQ.jpeg","width":1066}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"И эта диета , тоже видно не плохая ! 🤔🤔🤔"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080631_Video Player.jpg","filesize":166010,"height":837,"pic_id":73986,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080631_Video_Player_EjoQWiJ.jpeg","width":1075}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Вот говорят , что вода дырочку найдет . Только я в этом не уверена . Пиво пьешь , так оно быстро дырочку находит . А воду пьешь , так она эту самую дырочку уж больно долго , где то там , в темноте ,ищет . "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080551_Video Player.jpg","filesize":149819,"height":830,"pic_id":73984,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080551_Video_Player_6crilZo.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"\nХорошо худеть на пару . Один пошел на кухню свет выключить и глядишь , уже оба бутербродики жуют ! 😁😁😁"},{"type":"attachment","attributes":{"presentation":"gallery"},"attachment":{"caption":"","contentType":"image/jpeg","filename":"Screenshot_20220608-080521_Video Player.jpg","filesize":151439,"height":814,"pic_id":73985,"url":"https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/06/08/Screenshot_20220608-080521_Video_Player_bPXbea4.jpeg","width":1080}},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"И сколько там этих способов похудеть ! Не знаешь , какой и выбрать ! ☹️☹️☹️"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]}],"selectedRange":[1062,1062]}