17 фев 2022 · 14:12
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Опер именно о вас просил писать поподробнее..."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"********"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Петька спрашивает Чапаева:"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Василий Иванович! А что такое "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"href":"https://cocktailes.ru/?page_id=234#%D0%B3%D0%BE%D1%80%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%BB%D1%8C"},"string":"ГЛАСНОСТЬ"},{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":" ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"-А это, Петька, когда ты можешь молоть языком, что хочешь - хоть меня критиковать, хоть Фурманова. И НИЧЕГО тебе, Петька, за это не будет.... Ни седла нового,... ни бурки,.... ни отпуска...."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"***"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Петька, Анка и Василий Иванович моются в бане. Неожиданно раздается страшный грохот в дверь!!!! - в село вошли белые. Надо спасаться!!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"НО КАК????!!!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Решили вылезать через печную трубу на крыше."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Петька вылез. Василий Иванович вылез. Анка полезла, да и застряла в трубе."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Анка!! Давай!! Быстрее!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Не могу я!!! 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Шаг вперед!!"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Никто не вышел..."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Еще раз спрашиваю - КТО ВЧЕРА ПИЛ?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Из строя выходят Петька и еще один нерадивый красноармеец."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Значит, больше никто не пил?"},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"Строй молчит..."},{"type":"string","attributes":{"blockBreak":true},"string":"\n"}],"attributes":[]},{"text":[{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":"- Тогда так. Мы трое едем в село "},{"type":"string","attributes":{"href":"https://cocktailes.ru/?page_id=3076"},"string":"ОПОХМЕЛЯТЬСЯ"},{"type":"string","attributes":{},"string":". 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