10 объявлений, глядя на которые можно и всплакнуть и посмеяться

{"document": [{"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {}, "string": "На просторах интернета и в окрестностях любого города встречаются такие объявления, которые невозможно забыть и развидеть. Некоторые из них могут развеселить, а какие-то заставляют испытать чувство недоумения. Так или иначе, каждое из них можно вынести за фигурную скобку со словом «‎забавно»."}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "10. К автору этого объявления очень много вопросов. И они отнюдь не о цене"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "камень.jpg", "filesize": 262646, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264156, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "9. Если с вашим товаром что-то не так, мы обменяем его на новый, чтобы что-то не так было по-новому"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© pikabu / Vurdilla", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "качество.jpg", "filesize": 145149, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264159, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D0%BE.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "8. Большой новый и большой старый — две большие разницы"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "стильный-новый-рюк.jpg", "filesize": 192985, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264160, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9-%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B9-%D1%80%D1%8E%D0%BA.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "7. Платное ампутирование?"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© pikabu / gillada1", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "herb-полностью.jpg", "filesize": 314249, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264161, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/herb-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8C%D1%8E.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "6. Хочется верить, что это всего-лишь новомодное название представителей вида"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "странное-мясо.jpg", "filesize": 196919, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264162, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-%D0%BC%D1%8F%D1%81%D0%BE.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "5. Без комментариев"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© pikabu / VooWooV", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "компуктер-ыыы.jpg", "filesize": 237617, "height": 1100, "pic_id": 264165, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%BF%D1%83%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80-%D1%8B%D1%8B%D1%8B.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "4. Спасибо, что не «Ы‎» "}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "инцик.jpg", "filesize": 180792, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264166, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BA.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "3. Цена избавления от скучной семейной жизни"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© pikabu / HunterOff11", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "мечты-автомобиль.jpg", "filesize": 192543, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264167, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%87%D1%82%D1%8B-%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "2. Небольшая трещина"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "аквариум.jpg", "filesize": 154522, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264168, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%83%D0%BC.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "string", "attributes": {"bold": true}, "string": "1. Плазменный продавец плазменного телевизора"}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"caption": "© avito", "presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/jpeg", "filename": "плазменный-чувак.jpg", "filesize": 159310, "height": 550, "pic_id": 264170, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D0%BF%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9-%D1%87%D1%83%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BA.jpeg", "width": 750}}], "attributes": []}, {"text": [{"type": "attachment", "attributes": {"presentation": "gallery"}, "attachment": {"caption": "", "contentType": "image/png", "filename": "чикни лайк.png", "filesize": 2732, "height": 128, "pic_id": 264171, "url": "https://storage.yandexcloud.net/pabliko.files/article_cloud_image/2022/11/24/%D1%87%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BD%D0%B8_%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BA_Dy8nTJ9.jpeg", "width": 759}}], "attributes": []}], "selectedRange": [806, 806]}